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Forecast For 11/13/2019

Today's High: 51

Today's Low: 42

Tomorrows High: 57

More late night and early morning fog.

ADVISORIES

A BEACH HAZARDS STATEMENT IS IN EFFECT FROM THURSDAY MORNING THROUGH THURSDAY EVENING FOR POSSIBLE SNEAKER WAVES FOR THE SOUTH CENTRAL OREGON COAST AND THE CURRY COUNTY COAST. AN AIR STAGNATION ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 4 PM THURSDAY FOR THE KLAMATH BASIN, NORTHERN AND EASTERN KLAMATH COUNTY, WESTERN LAKE COUNTY, CENTRAL DOUGLAS COUNTY, EASTERN CURRY COUNTY, JOSEPHINE COUNTY, AND JACKSON COUNTY. HEALTH ADVISORIES: A RECREATIONAL USE HEALTH ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FOR NORTH TENMILE LAKE IN COOS COUNTY AND SOUTH TENMILE LAKE IN COOS COUNTY DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF A CYANOBACTERIAL (HARMFUL ALGAE) BLOOM AND CYANOTOXINS (HARMFUL ALGAE TOXINS) ABOVE RECREATIONAL GUIDELINE VALUES FOR HUMAN EXPOSURE. PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID SWIMMING AND HIGH-SPEED WATER SKIING OR POWER BOATING, IN AREAS OF THE LAKE WHERE BLOOMS ARE IDENTIFIED. BOATING IS SAFE AS LONG AS SPEEDS DO NOT CREATE EXCESSIVE WATER SPRAY, WHICH COULD LEAD TO INHALATION RISK. ALTHOUGH TOXINS ARE NOT ABSORBED THROUGH THE SKIN, PEOPLE WHO HAVE SKIN SENSITIVITIES MAY EXPERIENCE A PUFFY RED RASH. A PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR WATER CONTACT AT NESKOWIN BEACH IN TILLAMOOK COUNTY DUE TO HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL LEVELS OF FECAL BACTERIA. FECAL BACTERIA CAN CAUSE DIARRHEA, STOMACH CRAMPS, SKIN RASHES, UPPER RESPIRATORY INFECTIONS AND OTHER ILLNESSES. PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE WATER IN THIS AREA UNTIL THE ADVISORY IS LIFTED. VISITORS SHOULD AVOID WADING IN NEARBY CREEKS, POLS OF WATER ON THE BEACH, OR IN DISCOLORED WATER, AND STAY CLEAR OF WATER RUNNOFF FLOWING INTO THE OCEAN. RECREATIONAL USE HEALTH ADVISORIES REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR THE HOWARD’S BAY AREA OF UPPER KLAMATH LAKE IN KLAMATH COUNTY DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF AS CYANOBACTERIAL (HARMFUL ALGAE) BLOOM AND CYANOTOXINS (HARMFUL ALGAE TOXINS) ABOVE RECREATIONAL GUIDELINE VALUES FOR HUMAN EXPOSURE. PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID SWIMMING AND HIGH-SPEED WATER SKIING OR POWER BOATING, IN AREAS OF THE LAKE WHERE BLOOMS ARE IDENTIFIED. BOATING IS SAFE AS LONG AS SPEEDS DO NOT CREATE EXCESSIVE WATER SPRAY, WHICH COULD LEAD TO INHALATION RISK. ALTHOUGH TOXINS ARE NOT ABSORBED THROUGH THE SKIN, PEOPLE WHO HAVE SKIN SENSITIVITIES MAY EXPERIENCE A PUFFY RED RASH. A PRECAUTIONARY RECREATIONAL USE HEALTH ADVISORY FOR THE 2019 CYANOBACTERIAL (HARMFUL ALGAI) BLOOM SEASON REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR LAKE BILLY CHINOOK IN JEFFERSON COUNTY DUE TO CYANOBACTERIAL BLOOMS THAT ROUTINELY DEVELOP IN THE LAKE. NO BLOOMS HAVE BEEN DETECTED AT THIS TIME, BUT BLOOMS CAN DEVELOP THROUGHOUT THE SEASON AND IN AREAS THAT ARE NOT VISUALLY MONITORED BY JEFFERSON COUNTY , OREGON STATE PARKS, OR THE U.S. FOREST SERVICE. THE ADVISORY WILL REMAIN IN EFFFECT THROUGH NOVEMBER 1, 2019. A PERMANENT HEALTH ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTH UMPQUA RIVER BAR. POOLS IN THE BEDROCK ALONG THE RIVERS EDGE ARE KNOWN TO DEVELOP BLUE-GREEN ALGAE (CYANOBACTERIAL) BLOOMS THAT CAN BE HARMFUL TO PETS AND PEOPLE IF ACCIDENTAL INGESTION OCCURS. SIGNS HAVE BEEN POSTED ALONG SEVERAL ACCESS AREAS ALONG THE RIVER.

Weather Pattern

An Upper level High Pressure Ridge (Shaded “U” shape with arrows) Strengthens keeping us dry for a bit, but an Upper Level Low Pressure Trough (Shaded “Arch” shape with arrows) will take over by Friday. The graphics for days 1-3 show the frontal system approaching Thursday then sliding through the Pacific Northwest. The graphics for days 3-7 show fronts moving into Oregon Sunday through Tuesday.

Eugene Area Forecast

Mostly cloudy with patchy fog becoming areas of fog late tonight and Thursday AM, a mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Thursday afternoon, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening rain, rain late at night (0.25 in. of rain possible),
Cloudy with AM rain Friday, a bit cooler with a good (50%) chance of afternoon rain (0.10 in. of rain possible), a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, patchy fog late Friday night,
Patchy AM fog, a mix of clouds and sun with a slight (20%) chance of rain Saturday, mostly cloudy with patchy fog Saturday night.
lows 42-45 cooling to 40 Saturday night highs 57-55.
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer with a slight (20%) chance of showers Sunday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, mostly cloudy with a (30%) chance of showers late Sunday night,
Patchy AM fog with a good (50%) chance of showers, a good (50%) chance of rain and a bit cooler Monday afternoon, mostly cloudy with patchy evening fog and a good (50%) chance of rain Monday night,
Mostly cloudy with patchy fog and a (30%) chance of AM rain, a slight (20%) chance of showers and a bit cooler Tuesday afternoon, mostly cloudy with patchy fog late at night and Wednesday AM, then a mix of clouds and sun and a bit cooler in the afternoon.
highs 60-50 lows 42-36. (seasonal averages high 53 low 38)

_____ Home Wood Heating Advisory Posted Daily Eugene-Springfield: YELLOW – Caution is advised. Oakridge: YELLOW – Caution is advised. *Note: Pellet stoves may be used anytime if they produce no visible emissions. Data courtesy of Lane Regional Air Protection Agency (LRAPA)

Umpqua Forecast

Partly cloudy this evening, mostly cloudy with patchy fog late tonight and Thursday AM, mostly cloudy and a bit warmer in the afternoon, a (40%) chance of rain Thursday night (under 0.10 in. of rain possible),
Mostly cloudy with AM rain likely (70%), a bit cooler with a (40%) chance of rain Friday afternoon (0.10 in. of rain possible), mostly cloudy with patchy fog late at night and Saturday AM, partly cloudy and a bit warmer Saturday afternoon, mostly cloudy Saturday night.
lows 45-42 highs 60-57 warming back to 60 Saturday.
AM clouds, partly cloudy and a bit warmer Sunday afternoon, mostly cloudy Sunday night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler with a slight (20%) chance of rain Monday, evening rain likely (70%), showers likely (70%) late at night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler with a (40%) chance of showers Tuesday, a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of showers late Tuesday night,
AM clouds, then partly cloudy Wednesday afternoon.
highs 63-52 lows 44-37. (seasonal averages high 54 low 41)

Coos Bay Forecast

Mostly cloudy with patchy fog late tonight,
Areas of AM fog, mostly cloudy and a bit cooler Thursday, mostly cloudy with a (%) chance of evening rain, rain likely (70%) late Thursday night (0.10 in. of rain possible),
Cloudy with rain likely (70%) Friday AM, a good (50%) chance of rain and a bit warmer in the afternoon (0.10 in. of rain possible), mostly cloudy with patchy fog late at night and Saturday AM, partly cloudy and a bit warmer in the afternoon, then mostly cloudy Saturday night.
lows 45-42 highs 57-62.
Mostly cloudy and a bit warmer Sunday and Sunday night,
Mostly cloudy with a (40%) chance of rain and a bit cooler Monday, evening rain likely (70%), showers likely (70%) late Monday night,
A (40%) chance of showers and a bit cooler Tuesday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, just partly cloudy at night,
Then partly cloudy Wednesday.
highs 64-57 lows 44-38. (seasonal averages high 55 low 43)

Cascades Forecast

Mostly clear this evening, mostly cloudy late tonight,
Mostly cloudy and a bit warmer Thursday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening rain, mostly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of rain late Thursday night,
Rain and a bit cooler Friday, a (40%) chance of evening showers, just partly cloudy late Friday night,
Partly cloudy and a bit warmer Saturday and in the evening, mostly cloudy at night.
free air freezing level 12,000 ft. tonight, 12,000 ft. falling to 11,000 ft. Thursday, snow level 7,000 ft. Thursday night and Friday, 6,000 ft. Friday night, free air freezing level 7,000 ft. rising to 9,000 ft. Saturday, then 11,000 ft. Saturday night.
lows 38-30 warming to 34 Saturday night highs 53-43 warming to 50 Saturday.
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Sunday with a slight (20%) chance of showers, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, mostly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of showers late Sunday night,
Mostly cloudy with a (40%) chance of AM showers, a bit cooler with a (40%) chance of rain Monday afternoon, a good (50%) chance of rain at night,
Mostly cloudy with (30%) chance of rain and and a slight (20%) chance of snow showers Tuesday AM, a slight (20%) chance of rain and snow showers and a bit cooler in the afternoon, just mostly cloudy Tuesday night,
Then a mix of clouds and sun and a bit cooler Wednesday.
free air freezing level 11,000 ft. Sunday AM, snow level above 8,000 ft. Sunday afternoon through Monday, 8,000 ft. falling to 6,500 ft. late Monday night, 5,500 ft. Tuesday, 6,500 ft. falling to 6,000 ft. late Tuesday night and Wednesday.
highs 56-40 lows 37-26.

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