Life is Coffee Comics #26

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Forecast For 09/17/2019

Today's High: 60

Today's Low: 54

Tomorrows High: 63

Showers overnight and Wednesday, a chance of afternoon thunderstorms.

ADVISORIES

HEALTH ADVISORIES: THE PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORIES FOR WATER CONTACT AT AGATE BEACH, BEVERLY BEACH, AND SEAL ROCK STATE PARK BEACH, ROCKAWAY BEACH IN TILLAMOOK COUNTY AND NORTH TENMILE LAKE IN COOS COUNTY HAVE BEEN LIFTED. A PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FOR WATER CONTACT AT D RIVER BEACH IN LINCOLN COUNTY AND NESKOWIN BEACH IN TILLAMOOK COUNTY DUE TO HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL LEVELS OF FECAL BACTERIA. FECAL BACTERIA CAN CAUSE DIARRHEA, STOMACH CRAMPS, SKIN RASHES, UPPER RESPIRATORY INFECTIONS AND OTHER ILLNESSES. PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE WATER IN THIS AREA UNTIL THE ADVISORY IS LIFTED. VISITORS SHOULD AVOID WADING IN NEARBY CREEKS, POLS OF WATER ON THE BEACH, OR IN DISCOLORED WATER, AND STAY CLEAR OF WATER RUNNOFF FLOWING INTO THE OCEAN. THE PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY ISSUED FOR HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL LEVELS OF FECAL BACTERIA IN OCEAN WATERS AT SHORT SAND BEACH AT OSWALD WEST STATE PARK IN TILLAMOOK COUNTY HAS BEEN LIFTED. HOWEVER VISITORS SHOULD AVOID WADING IN NEARBY CREEKS, POOLS OF WATER ON THE BEACH, OR IN DISCOLORED WATER, AND STAY CLEAR OF WATER RUNOFF FLOWING INTO THE OCEAN. OTHER BEACH ACTIVITIES POSE NO HEALTH RISK EVEN DURING AN ADVISORY. RECREATIONAL USE HEALTH ADVISORIES REMAIN IN EFFECT FOR CULLABY LAKE IN CLATSUP COUNTY AND FOR UPPER KLAMATH LAKE AT EAGLE RIDGE COUNTY PARK AND ADDED THE HOWARD’S BAY AREA OF UPPER KLAMATH LAKE IN KLAMATH COUNTY DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF AS CYANOBACTERIAL (HARMFUL ALGAE) BLOOM AND CYANOTOXINS (HARMFUL ALGAE TOXINS) ABOVE RECREATIONAL GUIDELINE VALUES FOR HUMAN EXPOSURE. PEOPLE SHOULD AVOID SWIMMING AND HIGH-SPEED WATER SKIING OR POWER BOATING, IN AREAS OF THE LAKE WHERE BLOOMS ARE IDENTIFIED. BOATING IS SAFE AS LONG AS SPEEDS DO NOT CREATE EXCESSIVE WATER SPRAY, WHICH COULD LEAD TO INHALATION RISK. ALTHOUGH TOXINS ARE NOT ABSORBED THROUGH THE SKIN, PEOPLE WHO HAVE SKIN SENSITIVITIES MAY EXPERIENCE A PUFFY RED RASH. A PRECAUTIONARY RECREATIONAL USE HEALTH ADVISORY FOR THE 2019 CYANOBACTERIAL (HARMFUL ALGAI) BLOOM SEASON REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR LAKE BILLY CHINOOK IN JEFFERSON COUNTY DUE TO CYANOBACTERIAL BLOOMS THAT ROUTINELY DEVELOP IN THE LAKE. NO BLOOMS HAVE BEEN DETECTED AT THIS TIME, BUT BLOOMS CAN DEVELOP THROUGHOUT THE SEASON AND IN AREAS THAT ARE NOT VISUALLY MONITORED BY JEFFERSON COUNTY , OREGON STATE PARKS, OR THE U.S. FOREST SERVICE. THE ADVISORY WILL REMAIN IN EFFFECT THROUGH NOVEMBER 1, 2019. A PERMANENT HEALTH ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTH UMPQUA RIVER BAR. POOLS IN THE BEDROCK ALONG THE RIVERS EDGE ARE KNOWN TO DEVELOP BLUE-GREEN ALGAE (CYANOBACTERIAL) BLOOMS THAT CAN BE HARMFUL TO PETS AND PEOPLE IF ACCIDENTAL INGESTION OCCURS. SIGNS HAVE BEEN POSTED ALONG SEVERAL ACCESS AREAS ALONG THE RIVER.

Weather Pattern

An Upper Level Low Pressure Trough (Shaded “U” shaped area with arrows offshore) is still in control of our weather. The graphics for days 1-3 show the cold front moving through today. The graphics for days 3-7 show a frontal system pushing into the Pacific Northwest Sunday.

Eugene Area Forecast

Mostly cloudy with showers tonight (0.25 in. of rain possible),
Mostly cloudy with AM showers, a bit warmer with showers and a slight (20%) chance of isolated thunderstorms Wednesday afternoon (0.50 in. of rain possible), showers likely (70%) with a slight (20%) chance of thunderstorms in the evening (under 0.10 in. of rain possible), partly cloudy with a good (50%) chance of showers late Wednesday night (0.10 in. of rain possible),
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Thursday with a good (50%) chance of morning showers, just partly cloudy at night,
Mostly cloudy and sun Friday, mostly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, then just partly cloudy late at night.
lows 54-52 highs 63-67.
Partly cloudy and a bit warmer Saturday, a slight (20%) chance of evening rain, mostly cloudy with a (30%) chance of late Saturday night,
Mostly cloudy with rain likely (70%) and a bit cooler Sunday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of showers late at night,
A mix of clouds and sun Monday, partly cloudy Monday night,
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Tuesday with a slight (20%) chance of afternoon showers.
highs 70-68 warming to 73 Tuesday lows 54-50 warming to 52 Monday night. (seasonal averages high 77 low 47)

Umpqua Forecast

Mostly cloudy with showers tonight (0.25 in. of rain possible) and Wednesday AM, showers with a slight (20%) chance of isolated thunderstorms Wednesday afternoon (0.50 in. of rain possible, more in storms), showers likely (70%) and evening, partly cloudy with a good (50%) chance of showers late Wednesday night (0.10 in. of rain possible),
A good (50%) chance of AM showers, a mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Thursday afternoon, just partly cloudy at night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit warmer Friday, a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, then partly cloudy late Friday night.
lows 54-52 highs 65-72.
Partly cloudy and a bit warmer Saturday, a slight (20%) chance of evening rain, mostly cloudy with a (30%) chance of rain late Saturday night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler with rain likely (70%) Sunday, a slight (20%) chance of evening showers, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of showers late at night,
A mix of clouds and sun Monday, partly cloudy Monday night,
Then a mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer with a slight (20%) chance of showers Tuesday.
highs 76-72 warming back to 76 Tuesday lows 55-53. (seasonal averages high 79 low 51)

Coos Bay Forecast

Mostly cloudy with evening showers, showers and a slight (20%) chance of isolated thunderstorms late tonight (0.50 in. of rain possible),
Mostly cloudy and a bit warmer Wednesday with showers and a slight (20%) chance of thunderstorms Wednesday (0.50 in. of rain possible), evening showers likely (70%) with a slight (20%) chance of thunderstorms, a slight (20%) chance of showers late at night (under 0.10 in. of rain possible),
AM clouds, partly cloudy and a bit warmer Thursday afternoon and Thursday night,
Then partly cloudy and a bit warmer Friday and at night.
lows 55-53 highs 66-70.
Sunny and a bit warmer Saturday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of rain Saturday night,
Mostly cloudy with rain likely (70%) and a bit cooler Sunday, just partly cloudy at night,
Partly cloudy and a bit cooler Monday, mostly clear at night,
Then mostly sunny and a bit warmer Tuesday.
highs 72-67 warming to 70 Tuesday lows near 54. (seasonal averages high 65 low 50)

Cascades Forecast

Mostly cloudy with showers tonight (0.50 in. of rain possible),
Mostly cloudy with AM showers, showers and a slight (20%) chance of isolated thunderstorms Wednesday afternoon (0.50 in. of rain possible), cloudy with evening showers and a slight (20%) chance of thunderstorms, showers late Wednesday night,
Morning showers likely (70%), mostly cloudy and a bit warmer with a slight (20%) chance of showers Thursday afternoon, partly cloudy with a partly cloudy with (40%) chance of evening showers, just partly cloudy at night,
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Friday, then partly cloudy Friday night.
snow level 8,000 ft. falling to 7,000 ft. late tonight, 6,500 ft. Wednesday, 7,000 ft. Wednesday night and Thursday, above 8,000 ft. Thursday night, free air freezing level 10,000 ft. Friday, then 12,000 ft. Friday night.
lows 42-40 highs 48-56.
Partly cloudy and a bit warmer Saturday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of rain Saturday night,
Cloudy with a good (50%) chance of AM rain, rain likely (70%) and a bit cooler Sunday afternoon, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of rain late Sunday night,
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit warmer Monday, partly cloudy at night,
Then partly cloudy Tuesday and a bit warmer with a slight (20%) chance of afternoon showers.
snow level 13,000 ft. Saturday, snow level above 8,000 ft. late Saturday night and Sunday, 7,000 ft. Sunday night, free air freezing level 11,000 ft. Monday, 12,000 ft. Monday night, then snow level above 8,000 ft. Tuesday.
highs 63-57 warming to 67 Tuesday lows 44-42 warming back to 44 Monday night.

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