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Forecast For 01/17/2021

Today's High: 54

Today's Low: 35

Tomorrows High: 49

A 50/50 chance of AM rain, then dry and a bit warmer this afternoon.

ADVISORIES

A HIGH SURF ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FROM 10 PM TONIGHT UNTIL 7 AM MONDAY FOR THE SOUTH CENTRAL OREGON COAST AND THE CURRY COUNTY COAST. A BEACH HAZARDS STATEMENT IS IN EFFECT FOR DANGEROUS SNEAKER WAVES THROUGH THIS AFTERNOON FOR THE SOUTH CENTRAL OREGON COAST AND THE CURRY COUNTY COAST. A BEACH HAZARDS STATEMENT IS IN EFFECT FOR DANGEROUS SNEAKER WAVES THROUGH MONDAY EVENING FOR THE NORTH OREGON COAST AND THE CENTRAL OREGON COAST. A DENSE FOG ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 AM TODAY FOR NORTHERN AND EASTERN KLAMATH COUNTY AND WESTERN LAKE COUNTY. HEALTH ADVISORIES: None

Weather Pattern

An Upper Level High Pressure Ridge (Shaded “Arch” shape with arrows) flattens out enough to allow a frontal system to move in. The graphics for days 1-3 show the next frontal system headed our way Sunday night. The graphics for days 3-7 Wednesday through next Sunday show the break from storms Monday then frontal systems headed to and then moving through the Pacific Northwest Wednesday, Thursday and next Saturday.
Note: Mt. Ashland Ski is open Sunday and Monday, Willamette Pass is open Sunday and Monday, and Hoodoo is open Sunday and Monday.

Eugene Area Forecast

Mostly cloudy with a good (50%) of AM rain (under 0.10 in. of rain possible), mostly cloudy and a bit warmer this afternoon, partly cloudy with patchy evening fog, areas of fog late tonight,
AM clouds and sun with patchy fog, mostly sunny and a bit cooler Monday afternoon (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), clear this evening, partly cloudy late at night,
Then partly cloudy Tuesday and Tuesday night.
highs 54-49 lows 35-30 warming to 32 Tuesday night.
Partly cloudy and a bit warmer Wednesday and in the evening, mostly cloudy late Wednesday night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler Thursday with a slight (20%) chance of rain in the afternoon, a (30%) chance of rain at night,
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit cooler with a slight (20%) chance of rain Friday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening rain, just partly cloudy late Friday night,
Then partly cloudy and a bit cooler Saturday with a slight (20%) chance of rain in the afternoon (snow level 500 ft.).
highs 50-45 lows near 33. (Seasonal Averages high 47 low 34)

Umpqua Forecast

Mostly cloudy with patchy AM fog and a slight (20%) chance of rain (under 0.10 in.of rain possible), just mostly cloudy and much cooler this afternoon, partly cloudy this evening, mostly cloudy with patchy fog tonight,
Some AM clouds with patchy fog, sunny Monday afternoon, mostly clear and a bit cooler Monday night,
Partly cloudy and a bit cooler Tuesday, partly cloudy Tuesday night.
highs 53-50 warming back to 53 Tuesday lows 37-32.
Partly cloudy Wednesday and Wednesday night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler with a slight (20%) chance of showers Thursday, a (30%) chance of rain and snow Thursday night,
A slight (20%) chance of rain and snow showers and a bit cooler Friday, then partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of rain and snow showers Friday night and Saturday.
highs 53-47 lows 35-33. (Seasonal Averages high 50 low 37)

Coos Bay Forecast

Mostly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of AM rain (under 0.10 in. of rain possible), just mostly cloudy and a bit cooler this afternoon, partly cloudy in the evening, mostly clear with patchy inland fog late tonight,
Patchy AM inland fog, sunny and a bit cooler Monday (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), mostly clear at night,
Then partly cloudy and a bit warmer Tuesday and Tuesday night.
highs 56-54 warming to 58 Tuesday lows 38-36.
Partly cloudy and a bit cooler Wednesday and in the evening, mostly cloudy late Wednesday night,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler with a slight (20%) chance of showers Thursday, a (30%) chance of showers at night,
Mostly cloudy with a (30%) chance of AM showers, partly cloudy with a (30%) chance of showers Friday afternoon, a slight (20%) chance of showers Friday night,
Then partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of showers Saturday.
highs 56-52 lows 38-35. (Seasonal Averages high 52 low 40)

Cascades Forecast

Mostly cloudy with a good (50%) chance of AM rain (under 0.10 in. of rain possible), a bit warmer this afternoon, becoming partly cloudy and colder tonight,
Mostly cloudy and a bit cooler Monday (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day), clear at night,
AM sun, then partly cloudy Tuesday afternoon and Tuesday night.
snow level 6,500 ft. today, free air freezing level 7,500 ft. falling to 6,500 ft. late tonight, 3,500 ft. rising to 7,000 ft. Monday afternoon, 6,000 ft. falling to 4,500 ft. late Monday night, 6,500 ft. rising to 9,000 ft. Tuesday afternoon, then 10000 ft. falling to 9,000 ft. late Tuesday night.
highs 42-39 lows 26-23 warming back to 26 Tuesday night.
Partly cloudy and a bit warmer Wednesday and Wednesday night,
Clouds and sun with a slight (20%) chance of AM snow, a mix of clouds and sun and a bit cooler with a slight (20%) chance of rain and snow Thursday afternoon, mostly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of evening rain and snow, a (30%) chance of rain and snow late at night,
A mix of clouds and sun and a bit cooler with a (30%) chance of snow Friday, partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of snow Friday night,
Then partly cloudy with a slight (20%) chance of showers Saturday.
free air freezing level 10,000 ft. Wednesday, 8,000 ft. Wednesday evening, snow level 2,500 ft. late Wednesday night, snow level 2,500 ft. rising to 3,500 ft. Thursday afternoon, 2,500 ft. Thursday night, 2,000 ft. Friday, at the surface Friday night, 3,000 ft. Saturday AM, then snow level 2,000 ft. Saturday afternoon.
highs 42-30 lows 26-19.

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