Warner Bros. has released the first trailer for The Meg. Look, it's a movie about a giant shark terrorizing people. The first half of this trailer takes itself way too seriously before suddenly turning into another Sharknado but with a bigger budget. I don't think Jason Statham will be able to roundhouse kick his way out of this one. And why is it called The Meg? In the immortal words of Sean Parker, "Drop the the. It's cleaner." The Meg opens August 10.